Well, okay, they’re not really secret confessions since I’m putting them on the Internet, but here are some confessions.

1. I always show myself as offline on Facebook. I don’t like instant messaging. I’m not really sure why.

2. Not one person in New Jersey has commented on my accent. A cashier at the grocery store was chatting with me, and I told her I’d just moved from Texas. She asked me how I liked New Jersey and I told her things had been fine so far (no need to tell her how stressful the first two weeks were) and no one had even commented on my accent. She said, “Keep talking and maybe I’ll notice it.” I felt so un-Texan. She couldn’t hear my accent?

3. I was drinking a Diet Pepsi while I wrote this.

4. I’ve been knitting like crazy. With no friends, what else am I going to do in this town? Family, you all know what to expect for Christmas this year.

5. David and I have a ridiculous amount of clothes. We got rid of tons before we moved. I’m determined to get rid of more. We like them all. They all fit. We wear them all. It’s just that we don’t NEED this many outfits.

6. I did do a good job of clearing out our shoes before we moved. As much as I love shoes, I think I’m about to get rid of a shoe rack. Gasp! We have an extra one.

7. David and I are so tired. Not sure why. We slept a lot this weekend. We went to bed early last night. But we hit the snooze button for thirty minutes this morning. Maybe it’s mental?

8. I have ideas for at least three books, including a children’s book, but I can’t get them out. It’s not writer’s block. I can write. I’m just not happy with what I’m writing.

9. My 8th grade reading teacher told me I should write novels. My college English professor tried to convince me to switch from a culinary arts major to an English major.

10. Henry got to us when we were weak! Right before the move, when we were so busy packing, selecting movers, saying goodbyes, and making travel arrangements, Henry started getting on our bed in the middle of the night. We were so tired we didn’t care. Now, he sleeps on our bed every night. We’ve got to break him of this. Just as soon as we stop feeling tired.

11. I really want to read the Twilight books again, but I probably wouldn’t do anything else for a week once I start, so I’m going to wait until the apartment is a bit more organized.

12. I’ve known for years exactly how I want to decorate my little boy’s room. I saw an idea in a magazine. It’s easy, cute and inexpensive. Hope my future son likes it.

13. If I wasn’t married to my husband, I’d buy dishes like these

instead of these and these.

David, the computer programmer that he is, keeps things modern. Here’s a direct quote, “Why would you buy something old? It looks like it’s broken. I can provide you with nice, new stuff!”

He doesn’t get Shabby Chic. But then, he doesn’t decorate with Stars Wars memorabilia anymore…

14. Can stress make you lose weight? I’m not sure why, but I lost weight moving to New Jersey. I wasn’t trying, and we weren’t eating very healthy there for awhile, so I’m fairly certain this weight loss is not the good kind. It’s kind of like losing weight from food poisoning.

15. After the rude an unprofessional manner with which the apartment complex people treated us, I bag Henry’s waste and put it in the trash can closest to their office. Hey, they want us to pick up after him…no problem.

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