Today’s post is by David. He would like to set the record straight on a few things.

First of all, during the hand incident, I only said two cuss words. That’s pretty good for someone whose skin is melting off their hand like water!

Second, I had already asked twice for the blanket in five minutes and I was shivering.

Third, Henry is my dog. Not hers.

Fourth, I stopped taking Methotrexate and Plaquenil.

Fifth, the hat was stupid. I kept it for years. My prayer life was never stronger. I prayed constantly that I’d never have to wear that ugly thing. God answers prayers!

Sixth, the video game was a little blinking light game. Not a retro arcade Atari game. Who would want a game that’s sole purpose was blinking lights? Well, besides Simon. Remeber that game? That game was awesome.

Seventh, since this is a perfect number I’ll finish with this one. Ashley made me do all this. Love you, honey.

Someone please hand my wife another Diet Coke! I’m outta here!

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