Forget to clean the guest bathroom. Also, don’t put extra toilet paper, air freshener or a plunger in there. I mean, come on. Your guests are here to get away from it all, including reality. No one would ever stink up your guest bathroom. Oh, and be sure to stick all your junk and clutter in your guest tub and draw the shower curtain. No one ever looks behind the shower curtain. (You’d be amazed at how many people do this.) [...]