Setting the Record Straight
25 Jun
Today’s post is by David. He would like to set the record straight on a few things.
First of all, during the hand incident, I only said two cuss words. That’s pretty good for someone whose skin is melting off their hand like water!
Second, I had already asked twice for the blanket in five minutes and I was shivering.
Third, Henry is my dog. Not hers.
Fourth, I stopped taking Methotrexate and Plaquenil.
Fifth, the hat was stupid. I kept it for years. My prayer life was never stronger. I prayed constantly that I’d never have to wear that ugly thing. God answers prayers! 
Sixth, the video game was a little blinking light game. Not a retro arcade Atari game. Who would want a game that’s sole purpose was blinking lights? Well, besides Simon. Remeber that game? That game was awesome.
Seventh, since this is a perfect number I’ll finish with this one. Ashley made me do all this. Love you, honey.
Someone please hand my wife another Diet Coke! I’m outta here!
Nice to “meet” you David! Great post. : )
I only wish I could post the pictures of your hand so everyone could get the full effect of the Sparkler incident. PTL he watched over you and MrR. Love you DASH! (their nicknames before the celebs latched on to this type of acronym)